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After my wife and her former best buddy,
another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted
one
husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means
of communication. When our phone
bills showed astronomical
increases, the other spouse and I sought
relief. Since we both owned
computers, we
encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they
call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent,
then
call back to confirm that it
arrived and have a conversation about
the contents!What do you call
an elephant in a phone
box?
Stuck.What do ghosts use to phone home?
A
terror-phone.Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
telephone.
Doctor: Why's that?
I keep getting calls in the night.At three o'clock one morning a
veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his
telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. "I'm sorry if
I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line. "That's all
right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the telephone
anyway."Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred:
No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance
from
Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down
!Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!The new office-boy came
into his boss's
office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone,
sir."
"What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.
"Well, sir, the
phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'is that
you, you old
fool?"Mother: Why was the phone busy all
night?
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |  |
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