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What do you call an alien starship that drips
water?
A crying saucer !What do you call an overweight ET ?
An extra
cholesterol !President Dubya was awakened one night by an
urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star
general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad
news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad
news
first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by
creatures
from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good
news,
sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."What do you get if you
cross an alien and a
hot drink ?
Gravi-tea !A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
landing in
front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and
started to pump
gas into it. The woman noticed the letters
''U.F.O.'' printed on
the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and
asked ''Does U.F.O.
stand for Unidentified Flying Object?''
The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to
go
inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather
shocked.
"What's the matter?" asked his friend.
"It's a very
popular place," replied the first alien.
"It's full of creatures that
keep throwing up little metal
discs."What did the alien say to the gas pump
?
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm
talking to you !How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They
trod on his corn.What did the metric alien say ?
Take me to
your litre !What do you call an alien starship that drips
water?
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