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"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she
asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell it.How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when
to
stop.The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan," he replied.
"How do you spell that?" asked
the manager. "Er ? sir ? er ? can't
you just put it down without
spelling it?"Daughter: I will never learn to
spell.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words."I gotta 'A' in
spelling," Tony told
his father.
"You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in
'spelling'!"Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought "grammar" was
his father's mother.
On one occasion this governor went hunting
and forgot his gun. He
phoned his secretary and asked him to send
the gun.
"The phone connection's bad," said the secretary. "I
couldn't
catch that last word. Spell it."
The governor
replied, " 'G' like in Jesus; 'U' like in onion;
'N' like in
pneumonia GUN, you damn fool!"A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
a West
Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them
to
complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan
said, "Old
MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's
incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian.
"Wrong,"
said the host.
"Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian.
"That's
correct!" shouted the MC. "Now for $200,000, spell farm."
The West
Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully:
"E-I-E-I-O."Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the
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